RED MEAT Do fireflies pay lightbills? from the secret files of max cannon
Dan, the parishoners have asked me to speak with you.
What about?
Your interruption during the service yesterday.
Hey, if you can't handle a little friendly competition, then maybe you should get out of the business.
Recruiting for a new cult during my service doesn't sound like friendly competition to me.
As High Priest McMoo, I can offer you a great health plan and all the Holy Milk you can drink.
2002-09-02 11:39:31By Jmillius

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7Very nice. Shall we rename him Dan Koresh? --VX
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7Sound.
7If I didn't already have my own cult, I'd be signing up today.
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7Just plain sound. +1 for "High Priest McMoo." -PB
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6+1 for "Holy Milk" (tm) -DG
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5heh. -todcra
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5not sinister enough for MMD (CB)
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4Misspelled "parishioners". -- opus
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