RED MEAT space goats: coast-to-coast (Attribution: Emo) from the secret files of max cannon
I met this really nice girl at a bar th' other night.
When we went back to her place she lit a bunch-a candles, took off all her clothes an' told me: "Okay, Earl, you make the next move."
So I sacrificed her cat.
2002-09-02 08:00:19By Death Goat

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10QED. -OQP
10This deserves nothing less..crz
10HAHAHHAHAHAHA
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9Oh, dear.... +1 for tag, too. --John
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9That's just fantastic.
9Told ya Earl'll never find love. --VX
8Earl three is great
8Hadn't heard the joke. Cute. Witches?
8Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fatghn! -PB
8awesome. - gtd
8beautiful. /me makes a mad dash for some emo quotesfiles
8Excellent. -IF
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7Hey 6/0.02, if you're offended this easily... Vaca
7sorry I read the last panel first and ruined this for myself (don't know why-cb)
7Did it work? -- opus
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7heh. -todcra +1 for Emo.
7Can you imagine what kind of woman would take Earl home with her?
7And? Preloggy
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7On reread, +1 for occultism. Ia!
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6-btg
6for the record, witches don't sacrifice anything
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