RED MEAT i'm not an actor but i play one on tv (take 3) from the secret files of max cannon
My dad always used to tell me, "Earl, I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
I knew he was joking.
The portal back to Omega7 only opens once every four hundred million years.
2002-09-01 23:29:53By bongthegong

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9lol
9I really really love this one -IS
8Vaca
8The extended time doesn't add much, but the comma helps. A lot.
7Missing a " in #1, and the original time was funnier- JM
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7nice to see you are out of the Open. want your comic back? - gtd
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7or whatever I gave the previous one
7I liked "400" better, but hey. Not gonna ding you. -todcra
7Twisty..crz
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7more please
6--THM
6OTT is #3 saves this. Grammer error in #1 (CB)
6Now you're missing quotation marks in 1. Quit while you're ahead.
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6wordiness in last bubble lessens impact. "...once every thousand years" snappier
6Heh. -PB
6Anime-ish but good.
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6Check your math. It's one every 372 hundred million. Preloggy
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5-DB
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4It was FINE the first time. --VX
4-- opus
3Getting a lot worse.
2Hopefully this joke will find it's way to Omega 7.

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