RED MEAT 4 out of 5 wonder why I'm creating my own version from the secret files of max cannon
Gosh, why do you look so tired?
I'm taking night classes to get my business degree.
Good, now you'll be too tired to play mean tricks on me.
Actually I've thought about that already and have a memo for you.
FIRED?!?! You can't fire me!
You can't stop Globalization. We're outsourcing your job to a girl in a third world country.
2002-08-22 16:01:46By Gar

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8Damn good. Remind me not to read these while drinking coffee. -JM
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8hah. much, much better. -todcra
7Pick a good country name for +1 -- opus
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7nice
7... except now he's too tired <i>and</i> too far away :/
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6Pro domo work, I assume. --VX
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6Yeah, "passable" does seem like the best word. -PB
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6Nah, Dan wouldn't ever let her off the hook
6SOOOOOO much better.
6Sounds very DFC. --THM
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5Doesn't quite make it for some reason.
5MMD is a child tormentor, not a child outsourcer. -Cap'n
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5Also interesting, I think I may like this one a little better than the original.
5Karen shouldn't be outraged
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4turns to vinegar when it hits meta mode (CB)
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3Wouldn't she be happy to be fired, if it's from this hellish role?

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