RED MEAT rabid, for her pleasure from the secret files of max cannon
Welcome home, honey.
Thanks. Did you follow the instructions on the notes I left for you?
I sure did. Everything's great. Scooter's in his room studying.
Our son's name is William. Scooter is the dog's name, Ted.
Oh. About those notes. You weren't hanging any hopes on having grandkids, were you?
Well, at least our son is free of worms.
2002-08-03 18:23:26By Bernt Pancreas

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8I laughed for a full minute
7Old joke, but it works OK.
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7Ohh. I feel for the poor kid.
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6+1 since my dog is named Scooter. Preloggy
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6"At least our son won't breed" has a more wicked twist. -- opus
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6This is gross and funny in an undefinable kind of way. --VX
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6heh. -todcra
6funny, though "hanging" and "having" might be too much for 1 sentence
6Neutering young boys is always funny.
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6Nice, but "Ted" clogs the wording in 2, and 3 should be better
6Heh. -PB
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5needs some speedup --J.
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5Wife's #3 is great; Ted's #3 needs help. -DG
5#3 is fine as a logical end but somehow feels flat (CB)
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