RED MEAT hazmat in your morning news (cyanide remix) from the secret files of max cannon
Ooooh, yeah. Baby.
Please, dad. Other people are trying to watch the movie.
Mmmmm. Look at that gorgeous babe!
I know she's hot, dad, but could you keep it down?
Oooh, yeah! I love midget porn!
If you're going to whack off to Snow White, don't pretend you're just bringing your kid like a normal dad.
2002-08-02 13:46:41By Flwyd

To vote you must sign in first.
previous index next

SComment
8Yes. It's funny. Can this be the final rewrite? Please? -PB
8Sound. -todcra
8
7-DB
7
7
7
7Sound.
7Ted's #2 needs a tune-up...in all, pretty good idea. --VX
7
6Not quite Ted, but damn I laughed..crz
6-ballpn
6
6
6
6
6
6
6Snow White as midget porn. I actually never considered it till now.
6 - BFJ -
6
6
6
6
6
6
6it feels like abuse, but Snow White <i>does</i> have a great ass. - gtd
6
6
6
6I don't think the revisions are helping, which is too bad
6Very Ted, but not very funny. Don't know why, though; it should work.
5
5Ted-ish but no funny (CB)
5
5
5these would be much better without the 'normal dad' comment
5
5
5
5
4+1 from the other
4
4
4
4-FV
2

0.005793 seconds