RED MEAT getting in bad touch with your inner child from the secret files of max cannon
Lord, I beseech Thee for guidance. The priesthood stands in danger of forever remaining a laughing stock because of the indescretions of a few.
Yeah, tell me about it. This crap wouldn't happen if you pompous schmucks would just chase some consenting adult tail every now and then.
But ... but we are celibate, Lord! By your command!
What the hell are you talking about? Why would I deny my most devoted servants one of mortality's best perks? How big a bastard do you think I am, anyway?
Lord, this ... this is quite a shock ...
Dammit, I bet something got mistranslated again. Hold tight and see if you can't find a frisky nun while I look into this.
2002-07-29 09:36:38By Pete B

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9Think of it as a game of Telephone played on a global scale for millennia. --VX
8God's dialogue is just beautiful. -Cap'n
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7Celibate? He meant celebrate! -JM
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7Great tag. Nice comic too. And isn't holy council supposedly the Word of God, 5?
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6Cute. Wordy, but cute.
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6Good soical commentary, actually. Preloggy
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6wordy, but has potential
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5It says "CELEBRATE!!" Not enough of a twist to the joke. -- opus
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5+1 for tag. -todcra
5Actually the Council of Trent in 1563 imposed celibacy. It wasn't the big guy.
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5I just don't know.
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5the lord said "celebrate", not "celibate"!!
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5commentary more than funny. could be done better with this theme.
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3the celibacy issue has been done much better (CB)
3this subject can be done *so* much better
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2God as lecher?

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