RED MEAT attribution, dammit: "Go Die" by Mark Peaslee from the secret files of max cannon
Whatcha got there, neighbor?
This? It's gasoline mixed with styrofoam. Know what that is?
Uh ... homemade napalm?
Yup. I'm gonna hang this bucket over my bed and run these two wires to my alarm clock. If I so much as TOUCH the snooze button, flaming liquid death will rain down upon me.
I'd try and talk some sense into you, but I really don't like you that much.
I'll never be late for work again!
2002-07-27 10:09:50By Pete B

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10Dialogue in second half of strip stands with the best of Cannon. --VX
9This is brilliant -IS
9Ted's 3 rocks. -todcra
8+1 for Ted's #3 -Cap'n
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8Fuckin sound.
8I like this. Nice effect. Afg.
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8meatiest thing I've seen in a while
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7Love Ted's 3.
7Really good idea (I've *had* large-scale gasoline burns), but #3 is a touch off.
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7+1 for Ken's 3 -FV
7Ted's 3 spells it out too much. Still funny. -- opus
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7I'm glad Ted's #3 is so in-character
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7nice --J.
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6Hmm, maybe this idea isn't so bad.
6Ken's 3 needs a rewrite. Ted's 3 works.
6I like the set up and Ken's 3 but not Ted's 3. Preloggy
6now there's an idea... -bbg
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63 is pure Ted, and very un-Ken-BP
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53 kills it.
5fair exchange but lacks real punch (CB)
5Ted 3 could be applied to anything at all, and the joke is weak
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5Brilliant premise, but Ted's #3 needs to be a lot better. -DG
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4need a way better 3
4'Nuf said.
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