RED MEAT not for use with unexplained muscle soreness from the secret files of max cannon
More. Now.
Wow! My chili's never been this popular. May I ask what you like about it this year?
The way it makes small animals burst into flames.
Oh.
Dan and I have been betting on them all day.
Oh, yeah? Ten bucks says the squirrel sniffing around that cat-shaped briquette lasts less than thirty seconds.
2002-07-26 15:20:38By Pete B

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10This is wonderful Pete, well done!!! (CB)
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7+1 for being extremely in-character.
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7Fun at the BBQ, Red Meat style -JM
7Eww...reminds me of a terrible lynching postcard I saw once. --VX
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6+1 for "cat-shaped briquette." -DG
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6I like "cat-shaped briquette" that image makes me laugh.
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6Ted's #3 is a little rocky, but good idea.
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6funny
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5might work better without Ted's 3. -FV
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5need better Ted 3
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5Vince 3 seems too glib.
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5chili/briquettes? hmm... --J.
5Ted's 3rd is too bulky...
5eh. -todcra
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5No need for Vince
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3Magical chili just doesn't make laugh.
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