RED MEAT sub-standard deviation (take 2) from the secret files of max cannon
Could I have some more, please?
Good Lord, you're joking!
I actually quite like it. The rosemary is a really distinctive touch.
Thanks. It's just that most people can't make it through a single bowl of my "Digestive Holocaust" chili, let alone come back for thirds.
Oh, that. Life with you people has given me a pain threshold that would make Jesus weep.
In that case, want me to toss in an extra shot of pepper spray?
2002-07-26 14:43:00By Pete B

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9Much better. -todcra
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8sweet. - gtd
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8Mmm...incapacitating. --VX
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7very meaty, though Ted seems unusually kind (CB)
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7There are enough good lines in this one to make me laugh.
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7+1 for making Jesus weep
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6+1 for Digestive Holocaust. -DG
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5Peaked at "Digestive Holocaust" then fizzled. -- opus
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5Actually, this isn't the proper Johnny attitude; he wants to like the people
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5Flat.
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4Didn't like the first one that much, this is even flatter
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