RED MEAT the comic that understands "clever oxymoron" is an oxymoron from the secret files of max cannon
Mr. Bix, I'm confused. You're at least as unusual as I am, but the others treat you with more respect. A lot more. How do you do it?
It is simple, Johnny. When you're capable of bending an I-beam with your bare hands and don't really understand concepts like "pain" or "empathy," you will find the "respect" you speak of follows quite naturally.
I see.
Now squeal like a pig. Boy.
2002-07-15 09:50:25By Pete B

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9Bix's punctuation in #3 is only flaw...otherwise awesome. -Cap'n
8Bix's final is hampered only by a period where a comma should be. I love this.
7Yeah! -- opus
71st full stop in #3 not necessary. (CB)
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7+1 for ". Boy." -todcra
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6Bix's logic is frighteningly sound.
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6Punctuation in #3 is deliberate.
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6Bix's grammar in 3 kills this.
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5Could've gone around the moon and back - but it crashed into it..crz
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5really lousy 3rd regardless of grammar
5Don't like or buy the clincher.
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5Ouch. Punctuation of Bix's #3 just ruined it.
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4Nah, this falls flat. --VX
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4I'm in the minority, but I don't like Bix's 3.
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