RED MEAT requium for the treated and released from the secret files of max cannon
It happened over a decade ago, Lord, yet still I sometimes wake up screaming. The drunken midget ushers decked out in polyester bondage gear ... the half-pound of Crisco given to each guest with the instructions "Get Creative" ...
And don't forget the reception. Haw! The Naked Lawn-Tractor Polo tournament was friggin' genius.
Lord, are you implying you APPROVED of the Johnson wedding?
Well ... okay, officially, they're both going to hell for it.
But off the record, after the first million times you see that damn ceremony, you appreciate anything that breaks up the monotony.
2002-07-09 10:24:56By Pete B

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9I'm getting married in a few months. I'll send this around to friends. :)
8It pleased me quite a bit. God's dialogue is pretty close to Max's take on it.
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8Interesting perspective on God.
7Wordy, but it still made me smile. -Cap'n
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7wordy but nice (CB)
7heh. -todcra
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7I like this.
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7+1 for the drunken midgets
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6Good idea. --VX
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6Padre and God seem too much "pals" for the RM universe.
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6Wordy but fun. Preloggy
6drunken midgets + crisco + naked polo = can't lose. -DG
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5like everything until god3
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5"requiem," but nice tag otherwise
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4Son, learn economy of words
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3Not really humorous.

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