RED MEAT hellacious Nerf smackdown from the secret files of max cannon
Dan, I had a thought; perhaps I could put my deformity to use by becoming a walking advertisement for lemonade. Do you think maybe your company could find room for me?
Sorry, John, but we're a strict "dairy-only" shop. If it doesn't have milk in it, we don't sell it.
Darn. Y'know, I've gotten those two mixed up ever since I was a kid, but I'm still not sure why.
For what it's worth, the mental image I'm getting of Mother Lemonhead may earn you a severe beating.
2002-07-08 14:49:29By Pete B

To vote you must sign in first.
previous index next

SComment
9Hah. -todcra ...mothers give milk. It's what those chest bump things are for
8very ingenious
8
8-ballpn
7
7
7
7
7This is deep
7
7Dan's #3 slays me.
7Heh. CH
7
6MMD's #3 is gold. -DG
6-DB
6Get rid of 'for what it's worth' (CB)
6
6I'm not clear on JLH's 3, but I love Dan's 3. --VX
6
6-FV
6
6
6hehe...mother lemonhead.... - gtd
6
6
6
6*shudder*
6
6I like it without really understanding mmd3
6
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5Woooooooooordy
4Are you insinuating that Johnny's head looks breastlike?
4
3What "two" is Johnny confusing?
3
2

0.005917 seconds