RED MEAT david bowie knife from the secret files of max cannon
Nobody likes you. You have no chance of happiness. Kill yourself now.
Who's there?
It's the voices inside your head. Kill yourself.
Wow! I'm glad you're back! I was starting to miss our long conversations. So much has happened since...
...and then there was that time I won a free bottle of pepsi, but lost the cap. Are you still there? Hello?
2002-07-08 03:33:04By Gar

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9So sad, so beautiful. --VX
9Maybe it's because I'm a Brit that I find this so damn hilarious -IS
8--opus
8The voices in his own head can't stand him..crz
8Great concept, but I don't know whether this conveys it.
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8-DB
8hah. I like this -todcra
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7That's about as sad and pathetic as it gets.
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7so depressing that I laughed out loud. - gtd
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6don't say JLH is insane too! Love #3 (CB)
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6Like the idea a lot, but the execution is not quite there yet
6Didn't dazzle, but it's a fresh angle. -PB
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6made me smile.
6JLH #2 could be better, but I like the concept. He is just <B>that</B> boring.
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5Nice premise; segue from 2 to 3 is hard to make convincing
5it's boring. I know that's the point, but it's still boring.
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5#2-#3 transition just doesn't quite work -Cap'n
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