RED MEAT chowder's louder crowds from the secret files of max cannon
Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
No, officer, I don't know what in tarnation you're doing.
Do you realize you were only going 10 miles per hour in the left lane?
Sir, as a patriotic American I respect the laws of this great land and I will not break the speed limit just because the guy behind me's giving me the finger.
Sir, the 10 is the route number, not the speed limit.
Oh. Guess that would explain all the honking and swerving on Route 150 then.
2002-06-18 17:48:15By House of Eeyore

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10This made me laugh for a good half a minute. Kudos, HOE. Afg.
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8great panel 3
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7Heh. CH
7I haven't heard it before
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7heh. -todcra
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6A keeper - just (CB)
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6A little watered-down, but any joke about elderly driving is a plus. --VX
6...but this joke is older than Wally.
6A funny visual and idea. And I've never heard this joke before.
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6It's an old joke, but still relatively well executed.
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6clean up the wording a bit, and you've got a winner
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6I wonder what he did on route 69
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6Old joke. OK adaptation, but old joke.
6Heh. -PB
6Okay enough
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5O-o-o-o-old joke. -Cap'n
5Eh, it's an old joke.
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5An old joke comes to Red Meat at last. -DG
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4Better when it was nuns
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4Tsk tsk tsk, stealing an old joke.
4This is an old joke. Sorry, Eeyore. Vaca
3this joke is older than a thousand Wallys combined.

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