RED MEAT link, sign, and hooker from the secret files of max cannon
Dan, what on earth are you doing?
I'm trying to bond with the animals, Ted; to be one of them, to understand their plight.
And you accomplish this by dressing up like a cow with no pants?
There's nothing quite like spending twelve hours in a pasture, naked and sweaty, with horseflies nipping at your testicles, Ted.
Hmm. Got another cow suit?
2002-06-11 22:16:21By Death Goat

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8+2 for Ted's last.
8Totally unexpected. -- opus
8Real nice..crz
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7Top Secret!--the "Hmm" in Ted's 3 is perfect. --VX
7Clever tag. Why is it a cow *suit* if it has no pants? Answer me that!
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6-1 for making my balls itch. +1 for same. -PB
6Why does Ted need a cow suit? Old joke, new look... (superb tag!) -ZD
6Tag would be +1 if I gave points for tags normally.
6Above average "no pants joke"
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6just wish that Ted had a better line in #3, great potential
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6this is a bit "look maw" but it's well written
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6Barely positive
6I don't know why, but that sounds like fun. - gtd
6No, there's nothing quite like it, I guess.... +1 for tag, though.
5eh.. +1 for tag, though. -todcra
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5Dan's #3 and the tag are salvageable, the rest is a cow patty. -OQP
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5I can't like any strip that involves no pants
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5very max though
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5+1 for the tag -Conrad
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4Most cows do not wear pants, so that should not be a surprise.
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3even the image can't save this (CB)

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