RED MEAT entry march of the voyeurs from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Johnny, do you want to go on a picnic with me and the boy?
Ted, the last time I went on a "picnic" with you I ended up being stripped naked, tarred and feathered, and dropped off on the courthouse steps.
And let me see what's in that picnic basket, anyway... As I expected, a bunch of feathers and a jar of black goo.
So, do you want to go or not?
Why not, I've got nothing else to do.
2002-06-04 19:24:55By Death Goat

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8yeah, it's better than being burned alive in his house (CB)
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7Love Johnny's acceptance of his lot in life.
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7it's the casual exchange of the third panel that kills me. - gtd
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7...just for the company..crz
7It should fall flat, but I'm laughing anyway! +1 on reread. -ZD
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7Answers why JLH hangs out around Ted... -todcra
7Poor Johnny. -- opus
7this is pretty (+1) groovy, dg
7Fresh angle on the whole "Johnny as Perpetual Victim" thing. I like. -PB
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6Explains a lot, really.
6Somehow JLH's #3 downgrades it from "funny" to "cute" -Cap'n
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6Like day-old Pepsi -- flat but still tasty
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6Kind of expected, but good anyway
6Heh, Johnny really is a pathetic person.
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5Just a bit too passive
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4I'm sorry, but this is weak. --VX

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