RED MEAT mens sala in corpore salo from the secret files of max cannon
Ted, can I ask you for some advice?
Sure, Johnny, shoot.
My dog is a year old now, but he still keeps peeing on the carpet. What do you think I should do?
Kill yourself?
Gee thanks, Ted.
No problem. We've got some Drano in the kitchen if you want to get on it right away.
2002-05-31 16:24:05By Jamie

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10awesome
9OF COURSE JL WOULD ASK TED; THAT'S HIS CHARACTER
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8hahaha. Ted's helpful. -todcra
8The joke crescendos from Ted's 2 to Ted's 3. -- opus
8laughing my ass off!
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8Best Ted line ever. --VX
8Ted's 2 is brilliant in its simplicity
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7I have no idea why I found this one good.
7This could be tightened, but Ted's #2 fuckin' kills me. -PB
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7...and I love the tag.
7This has me giggling -bbg
7-DB
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7"Ask Ted" is syndicated in over 250 papers nationwide.
6Made me laugh. And that's all that matters really.
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6Panel #3 could use some refinement, but Ted's #2 scores. -DG
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6Take out the ? after Ted's # 2. Preloggy
6would make more sense if Ted was known to have a dog
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5Doesn't quite make sense to me, JLH asking Ted.
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5Setup good but cops out at #3 (CB)
5I have no idea why you found this one that good either
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5Panel 3 really disappoints. Rework for a big improvement.
4Too point blank..crz
4-FV
3I have some Drano for this comic

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