RED MEAT Twiggy takes on Miss Piggy from the secret files of max cannon
Welcome to Pizza Heaven, sir. May I take your order?
I'd like a medium cheese pizza to go with anchovies, extra sauce, garlic, onions, olives, and a human head.
I'm sorry, sir, we don't have human heads here at Pizza Heaven.
What am I talking to, then - a monkey?
0000-00-00 00:00:00By Dave Filippi

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8read it again and weep with luaghter. --TRT
8it's cheekiness is charming
8I like it more the second time.
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7Hey, "drug humor": he means the workers have heads, so use 'em
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7grows on you -bbg
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7I would like two tickets to the police man's Ball -cm
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6This was a phone prank first, right?
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6Picture Bruce Campbell saying this and you're halfway there. --VX
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6It's grown on me. (+1)
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5Interesting 1st panel, then falls apart.
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5old joke. Do you have crabs here? etc.
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5"THAT'S RIGHT! THERE AIN'T NO 'FUCK' IN FRENCH FRIES!!!" -MMM-
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5Definate Grenade Joke
5You just can't surprise customer service people anymore
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5Strained.
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4Looks like an unoriginal joke worked into redmeat..crz
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3Lame.
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3Badum pppppbbbbtttt.
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3Ugh. This had promise, but the punch is lame. -PB
2Drug humor? Hella bad, in any event

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