RED MEAT guided mistletoe from the secret files of max cannon
Good afternoon! Such a lovely day, isn't it?
You're sure in a chipper mood, old boy. What gives?
My memory is great. My trousers are unsoiled. What more could I ask for?
A functioning sex organ would be my guess. I just saw your wife whoring herself out down at the VFW.
Thanks for ruining my day, Ted.
Glad I could help my flaccid friend.
2002-05-15 20:36:56By groovintodigweed

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9VFW= Veterans of Foreign Wars -- place where old vets live-todcra
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8Don't know what VFW is but this is sound.
8love it. nice tag too (CB)
7A bit risque for my taste, but damn clever.
7What a bastard!
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7Wally's 3 kicks. --VX
7+1 for good Bastard Ted. -PB
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7+1 for VFW. Ewwww. -FV
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6Ted's a rat bastard. Nice one. Preloggy
6MMD would have been a better choice over Ted.
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5Just Ted mean, not Ted funny
5First two are gold, third panel seems extraneous. -DG
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4Wow this got bad in a hurry!
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4Just nasty without any funny.
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