RED MEAT dutch elm disease for the tree of life from the secret files of max cannon
Ted, do you think you could teach me how to be a more compassionate person?
Hmmm, possibly. Have you ever experienced enormous human suffering first-hand?
Well, I watched the neighborhood tie that Lemonheaded guy to the back of a truck last week.
No, no, I said "human" suffering.
2002-04-30 08:34:43By Death Goat

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8decent twist.. sure it's a Beating Up Lemonhead joke, but he DESERVES it -todcra
7I am literally at a loss for words over Ted's #3. --VX
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7Ouch!
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7A little clumsy, but I adore Ted 3. -PB
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7ooo... good one
7Heh. CH
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6Is Vince OOC? What would be "in" for him? -ZD
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6+1 for a promising 1 & 2. - 100 for a weak 3. - gtd
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5not bad but vince seems OOC & ted #3 is a wasted oppurtunity (CB)
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3calling lemonhead a non-human isn't all that cruel, considering his head and all

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