RED MEAT do the vroom-vroom from the secret files of max cannon
For my sixteenth birthday, I asked my mom for a car. She gave me a Bible.
Turned out to be a pretty good gift.
Cops had never heard of a preach-and-run killing before, and I was half way to Mexico by the time they figgered it out.
2002-04-23 15:12:50By Vaca

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9This is absolutely brilliant, and most totally Earl. --VX
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8I thought this was very original. kudos. - moby
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7I like it! Don't ask me why. --John
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73 could be leaner, still made me smile. -PB
7+1 for "preach-and-run killing"
7I prefer more of a sci fi theme, myself
7I can't figure out how this works, but that doesn't mean Earl couldn't. - opus
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6I wonder if he's one of those cats that comes knocking on your door.
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6could be a bit tighter --todcra
6Bizarre enough for a grin
6car = hit and run. bible = preach and run
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5Well, it's amusing, but doesn't really make sense. Preloggy
5Non sequitair.
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5It would be a cute swerve but 3 is too random -- HoE
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5I'm not against violent earl per se, but this could be good without killing
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4I'm confused about how the killing occured.
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3Preach & run? Nah - sorry (CB)

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