RED MEAT Favorite mortuaries stop 1: Toledo. from the secret files of max cannon
I met small child Karen today. She spoke of milkman. You know milkman?
Karen spoke to you? About the milkman? What did she say?
She hired me protect her and her pets from milkman. She asked I find lost kitten. Tell me what kitten is.
Uhh, I'm Karen's kitten. But there are these little fuzzy things called Dansbane that are trying to kill me. You need to stop them.
VINCE STOMP DANSBANE!
She'll never beat me.
2002-04-18 16:45:19By Afgncaap

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9I have been looking for this everywhere. Thanks for posting it. --VX
8MMD's 3 wraps it up ever so nicely -- HoE
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7"Dansbane"...heh.
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7Kitten joke, but an amusing one -todcra
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7nice enough (CB)
7Unsure of Dansbane, but Dan's 3 brings this above a 6.
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7well...I laughed. - gtd
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6I will now refer to kittens as "dansbane." (PS: clean up Dan's #2) -DG
6"Dansbane". Dan's Bane. Bane of Dan. You get it.
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5Saw that coming.
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5Last line is perfect w/ MMD's face but joke is kinda beat
4100% predictable after Vince #2.
4Dansbane. Riiiight..crz
4Wow, 3 is useless
4Throw away Dan #3. Really nothing much here to work with. -NC
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