RED MEAT knotted dental floss from the secret files of max cannon
Hon, where are the thermometers?
In the medicine cabinet, third shelf.
Ah! I see-- wait, we have two of them?
Yes. One's oral and one's rectal.
Oh great, time for another "Pepsi challenge."
2002-04-13 06:52:53By Death Goat

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10The overwhelming awfulness compels me to 10 it. -Cap'n
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8Make the question refer to a single thermometer for a 9..crz
8eh, I chuckled -- todcra +1 for the "coffee/women/pepsi/thermometer" comment.
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7Is Ted excited or dismayed? Either way, works for me. -ZD
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7good but not great (CB)
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6"passably good" about sums it up. -OQP
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6I like my thermometers the way I like my pepsi... anally
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6Short, snappy, okay. -John
6I would think Ted wouldn't think twice about picking the rectal one -- HoE
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5Fell flat in 3rd panel. - opus
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4Not another damn breathalyzer test! --VX
3Wow, bad teen grossout humor!

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