RED MEAT Leggo my purse! (my attempt) from the secret files of max cannon
I'm as strong as ten lions and as fierce as ten badgers! I have x-ray vision, and the ability to fly without assistance!
I'm a model citizen, helping aged grandmothers across busy intersections. I fight crime with one hand, while fighting bureaucracy with the other!
But get caught with ONE farmyard animal, and you never hear the end of it.
2002-04-12 03:50:01By The Light In Chains

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9It's an old joke, but it's an UNUSED old joke that translates quite well.
9Not many good Spuderman's, but this rules..crz
9Bullseye, classic or no.
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7The old "MacGregor the wall builder" joke, but that's one of my faves -Cap'n
7old joke, but i didn't see it coming. -FV
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7Heh. -PB
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7His stance makes it funny. --VX
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7Jeez, I guess I'm in the minority here.
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6--TRT
6funny
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6Nice variation on old classic. CH
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6reminds me of something from the simpsons (CB)
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5old joke -cm
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5heh, y'all said _mine_ was an old joke....
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5best of them (not saying much)
5Huh. Sex with farm animals.
5Cheap punch beneath your usual genius, Dave. Preloggy
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4mundane
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3yup, that's quite like an old classic
3Old joke. Not that well done. - opus

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