RED MEAT who run bartertown? from the secret files of max cannon
When my sister lost her second tooth within a week, I smuggled the dead clown into her room.
I glued a dollar in his hand and stuck the other under her pillow. When she woke up, I said, "Oh no! You killed the tooth fairy by overworking him!"
You can always tell when she has to go to the dentist now. Even from two blocks away.
2002-04-11 16:19:30By Bernt Pancreas

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9Great use of dead clowns IMO--John
9Oh. Just fabulous!
9fantastic.
9She's traumatised about teeth.
8Sound. There, I said it - minge
8Beautifully done. - opus
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8Stuck the other under her pillow? Great stuff anyway (CB)
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8Pure evil makes big funny. --VX
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7nice finish
7+1 for having to endure "Look maw, a queer" comment.
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6Not sure about 3, otherwise good. -PB
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6better than most of these -herp
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6sweet. - gtd
6I like 2 enough to go positive
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6Cruel. Vaca
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5She's traumatised by teeth? That's it?
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5Great 1 and 2. Lame 3 --todcra
5fab setup; +2 with better closer
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