RED MEAT a goose walking across your gravy from the secret files of max cannon
Hi Wally.
Matif.
Well, I guess you're old enough to be called whatever you want. What are you up to, Matif?
Ma teef! Whur'sh ma teef!
Sorry, Matif. Your lips are moving but all that's coming out is a garbled wail. If you'll excuse me, I'll be down at the hatchery teaching fish to smile.
2002-04-06 02:03:09By Bernt Pancreas

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9Yessss.
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8so fucking corny I had to laugh. - gtd
8Ted 3 brings it aaaaallllll together. -PB
8I LOVED Ted's #3...it made the whole thing great. - moby
8spelling spelling spelling, geez!
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8spot on -IS
7Ted's nonchalance slays me
7I don't think it's _that_ funny that he's putting Wally's teeth in a fish.
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7Giggles, but needs a better #3.
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7Funny . . .silly. I like. Preloggy
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6Cute. --VX
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6Wierd Ted #3. OK all over (CB)
6Love the idea but not Ted's 2 and 3
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6it's good, and you'll get a +2 from me if you can make #3 smoother
6Wally kills me. Only Ted's #3 keeps this from being an 8 or 9. -DG
6Ted's 3 goes on too long. - opus
6+a few for "teaching fish to smile" -- todcra
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6Yeah, give Ted's 3 a reshuffle.
6cute
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4The pace could be a little better. And what the hell is up with Ted's #3?
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4+1 from the explanation now I know what the joke's supposed to be.
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