RED MEAT getting licked with the native tongue from the secret files of max cannon
Good afternoon, Karen. It's such a lovely day, isn't it?
Wipe that smile off your ugly face, Milkman Dan. You stole my Barbie doll. I know you did.
What would make you think that?
Because you're a meanie. You are always doing bad things to me. Give her back!
Maybe a friend stole...oh, sorry. You don't have friends. Even your little doll doesn't love you. Now she's gone too.
I hate you, Milkman Dan!
2002-04-03 16:26:16By groovintodigweed

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8Dan's 3 is classic. --todcra
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7Standard fare, but psychological cruelty is far more interesting.
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7Wow, that's mean!
7Great payoff in Dan's 3! --VX
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6TPTP is a wimpy kicker for this lovely setup. -PB
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6Awwwwwwwwwwwww! That's so.... so....
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6just cruel enough, I would say
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6Good usage of MMD/Karen. - DG
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6+1 for the awesome tagline.
6MMD's last 2 sentences in 3 need to be combined-BP
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5Very Dan-like, but not super funny
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4#3 is a cop-out (CB)
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4just cruel without a point or a payoff.
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