RED MEAT Gangrene for the teens [Failed Audition Rewrite] from the secret files of max cannon
I usedta work in a photomat and when things got slow, I'd watch the prints rollin' off the machine.
One roll started with a birthday party for a five-year-old girl with a white, frilly dress. The other half of the roll was her lying in a coffin, wearing the same white, frilly dress.
I'd have changed rolls.
2002-03-31 23:47:24By todcra

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10My favourite comic on the site -IS
10This is awesome. Perfectly cinematic.
10Very nice. Afg.
9One of those rare works of art to come down the line. --VX
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8Oh so disturbing. -Cap'n
8Implication that Earl's to blame? Ah! Re-read. NE1 else would call 911. --TRT
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8Great use of Earl. --John
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8you sick bastard!
7BP
7Morbid, but novel Earl.
7Disturbing
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7I like this way more than I ought to.... - Val
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7ouch. -FV
7Man, on a reread this is really creepy. Are you a serial killer, todcra? - minge
7How can something this sad be funny? And yet . . .Preloggy
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6Creeeeepy Earl.
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6Creepy. Welcome. Vaca
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6Sorta funny, but not so much.
6Better, but not much more than a smirk. +1 for being your first. Welcome. -DG
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5Don't understand #3 (CB)
5The subject matter is Earl-like, but he is not that sympathetic, nor empathic.
5not bad. you gonna post the audition that passed? :)
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5Just not quite funny enough. -PB
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5Not really my cup of tea, but welcome to the orgy. - gtd
5More :( than :) -- HoE
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4Just unpleasant
4not humor
4I would have changed more than that.
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