RED MEAT raquet in your packet (my take) from the secret files of max cannon
Somebody emailed me this thing that said, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
I wonder if that works the other way round?
2002-03-30 06:12:00By Tom Swift

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9One of the sickest, most delightful MMDs ever. -Cap'n
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8Iiiiiiiiiiiiick! --John
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7Dan's face is the real punchline
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7Disturbing.
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6Everytime you kill a kitten, God masturbates. Beautiful -- Nuke
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6Punchline... and then dead space. It's a brief joke, but filler is still needed.
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6the lord jerks in mysterious ways -herp
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5so basically, every time you kill a kitten, it rains -bbg
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5Hear that flush? That was your soul. --VX
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5I dunno... I know it's tailormade for Dan, but... -- todcra
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4Hmmm (CB)
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3Every time a kitten is killed, God jacks you off? Erm, no. -PB
3Every time God masturbates, a kitten kills you
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