RED MEAT when a man loves a wombat (not asleep) from the secret files of max cannon
Ted, you've got to do something about these bill collectors!
Relax, honey. I've got it all under control.
I have to deal with it when you're at work. Pleading, cajoling, even demanding! They never let up.
Is it that bad?
Duct tape doesn't work. Either fit them with ball gags or let them go.
If I could afford ball gags for all of them, there wouldn't be so many.
2002-03-26 06:09:28By Bernt Pancreas

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8I like it! Wife's #2 still awkward, but this is a good'un.
8I'd replace "bill collectors" with "salesmen," but it still rocks -Cap'n
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8I liked it yesterday, too. Even without the "it" :) - moby
8As promised. 3 clicks like Dorothy trying to get home -- HoE
8Told you...
8Racquetballs are pretty cheap, though...
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7+1 for wombat
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7I'm not sure I fully get Ted's #3. --VX
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7Ted's #3 is nice conclusion. Preloggy
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6Good but fairly standard.
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6OK twist, Ted's 3 is awkward (CB)
6Why wouldn't duct tape work, though?
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6better. it's amazing what "it" can do. - gtd
5The comic was merely okay; the "hostages" angle seems tired and overused.
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5eh, good solution to bill collectors, I suppose! --todcra
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