RED MEAT Rickets in your pickets (rewrite) from the secret files of max cannon
Somebody emailed me this thing that said, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
If I'd known that 20 years ago, I could have saved myself a lot of effort.
2002-03-25 06:00:05By The Light In Chains

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9Efficiency is the name of the game. --VX
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8This is cute. Why on earth did mine score so blasted low? Afg.
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7Sick, twisted, Earl. Preloggy
7Marking this one down because I like the latest rewrite better.
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6Bout as good as this rotten idea gets
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6Yeah, this one makes more sense.
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6DG
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6Is this a better Milkman Dan quote?
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5This is a MMD strip.
5Maybe this joke would work better with MMD (CB)
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5More MMD than Earl.
5effort? does he mean he would/wouldn't masturbate?
5Is there a way to get MMD in here without it being pedophilia? -- HoE
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5Better with Dan. (This comic won't age well.)
5could possibly go up with MMD instead
5eh... the meme...--todcra
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