RED MEAT saturated spiders of scandinavia from the secret files of max cannon
Hi, Mom, it's me. No, Ted's watching the game, just like he always does.
I know, Mom, I never should have married him. But I was a kid. I wanted sex in the worst way possible.
And believe me, that's how I've been getting it.
Honey, they're pausing for station identification! In the position!
2002-03-18 21:35:51By House of Eeyore

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9An old joke, but still funny, and Ted's #3 kills. -Cap'n
8Wife 3 was predictable ... then Ted made it spectacular. - opus
8+1 for Ted's #3
8I'd drop the "possible" in #2.
8Ha, I like
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7Ouch... --VX
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7Ted 3 raises it above sitcom level. -PB
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7Sounds like a good marriage to me. Preloggy
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7I've heard the joke before, but nice job turning it into a good strip. - DG
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6+1for Ted's 3 -todcra
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6Wife's 3 is sitcom material, but Ted's 3 salvages it -FV
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6Some wording changes gets this a 7 or 8
6If he said assume the position I'd go up a notch. - gtd
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6Ted's 3 could be a little more shocking.
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6good wording but the joke kind of meanders-pete
6Good but i don't get Ted's three. Maybe someone could enlighten me?
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5A touch "Married With Children" for my taste -- THM
5Ted3 "Assume the Position!"
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4an explicit conversation to have with your Mom (CB)

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