RED MEAT Winchester Catheterization from the secret files of max cannon
Dad, some bullies beat me up at school today.
Did you fight back?
No.
And they'll probably do it again tomorrow. Know why?
Because I didn't stand up for myself?
No because I paid them five bucks a piece to do it. Learn to clean your room and I'll tell them to lay off.
2002-01-30 15:55:29By Bernt Pancreas

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9--TRT
9Hee hee! - Spike
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8Heartless and beautiful. CH
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8Needs a comma after "No" in 3, but great flow -- HoE
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8Very Max-like.
7+1 for tag.
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7Ted's 3 needs an enema. --VX
7-ballpn
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7-DB
7Yeah, nice 'n' Max-ish. -PB
7fair enough (CB)
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7Utter, utter bastard..crz
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7Why would he ask if Ted Jr. was fighting back, though?
7"Learn to..." seems unnecessary.
7Good concept well done.
7Very Red Meat, but fairly predicable. I like Ted's simple reason.
7Reminds me of my youth--SM5000
7I didn't predict it
7hahaha. humor. - the revered
7No, I didn't predict it either.
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6-FV
6hired thugs are fun to have - gtd
6Ted should have better reason. Preloggy
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6thak you Dr.T. Berry Brazelton.
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6I didn't predict it either
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5You couldn't predict that Ted had the bullies beat his kid up after 2?
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5Ted's #1 doesn't fit-pete
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