RED MEAT incensed and pepper sprayed from the secret files of max cannon
Do you need some now?
No.
How about now?
For Pete's sake, no! I'm in the Men's room!
You've got plenty, you know.
My bank advertised personal service, but this "personal ATM" has got to go.
2002-01-10 07:33:58By Bernt Pancreas

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10this is fucking brilliant. - gtd
9Badda Bing! - What a swerve. --TRT
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9+1 for making me audibly laugh. Afg.
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8Fell over on reread. --VX
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8heh heh --J.
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8Pleasantly absurd.
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7cute
7Perhaps "..advertised better service" would improve? Don't change it, tho'.
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7+1 for making me think it was going to be raunchy.
7I dig. Vaca
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7Great Bix, but better Ted 3 for +1
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63 could be worded better, but it's fine
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6Repetition of "personal" might need to go. Otherwise solid.
6Good concept, delivery is a little clumsy
6Both in 3 are a letdown
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5Not much of a payoff (CB)
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5eh-ish -bbg
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