RED MEAT scorbutical shenanigans from the secret files of max cannon
Dad, a kid in school found out he was adopted. You'd tell me if I was adopted, wouldn't you?
No need to worry son. You know that birthmark on your leg? Your mother has one the very same.
And those bright blue eyes you have come from my mother.
And the dents on your head come from the day I went at you with a clothes hanger.
2002-01-06 00:25:01By Mingelover

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9Was expecting there to be questions over the father (CB)
9You know, all fathers are mother f***ers. --TRT
9Coathanger abortion jokes rule. 'Nuff said.
9That well and truly proves it. Excellent because I had to read 3 twice..crz
8HaaaHaaa! I love it! Night
8-DB
8-FV
8hah. NO MORE WIRE HANGERS.
8Great, except that a hanger probably wouldn't leave bone dents.
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7Cringe-inducing funny. -PB
7Oh, sweet Jesus!
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7Jinkies! - Spike
7Oh, man, I think this might be a bit over the edge even for Red Meat...
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7Damn! Gets you right between the eyes! - SG
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6+1 for sick abortion reference in Ted's #3. - DG
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6sick. - gtd
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6ew.
5In utero, I assume?
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5I admit, I was expecting something else. Afg.
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5Kind of flowus interruptus. Preloggy
5Yuck.
5I think a really funny comic could be built off of this...
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4Doesn't particularly seem like Ted
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3+2 for...I don't even know why
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