RED MEAT With a Lever 2000 big enough, I could lather the world(revis) from the secret files of max cannon
I was watchin' some squirrels in the park today. They like to fill their cheeks with food to the point of burstin'.
Turns out they don't want any help.
Or Pop Rocks.
2001-11-16 16:35:16By Bernt Pancreas

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10Beautiful. Couldn't have said it better myself. Afg.
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9The image of a squirrels cheeks bulging with Pop Rocks is one I like. DH
8Good stuff -JM
8I always like a short-but-sweet #3. -Cap'n
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7hee hee -bbg
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7Cruelty to squirrels. Rocks! --TRT
7Two! Two punchlines for the price of one! -PB
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7Reminds me of a gag my friends and I pulled at the Zoo. --VX
7I like the imagery.
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7Well-timed -- HoE
7Double heh
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7Great mental image.
7Funny!
7#2 just seems off, could tie #1 and #3 (which is excellent, btw) together better
7Much better punchline. Preloggy
6A little awkward, but still amusing.
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6only amusing because that trick sorta works. - gtd
6Shit man u weren' referring to me in the forum were u? (+1 for explenation) - ML
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6-DB
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6Bleah, I've revised my vote upwards, but I didn't enjoy it.
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5Pop Rocks? (CB)
5How does he get from full cheeks to wanting help?
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5See Max's http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1998-03-30/index.html
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4too much like pigeons and alkaseltzer
4Feeding pop rocks to squirrels: a juvenile joke if there ever was one.
4Pop Rocks + animals: old, old, old

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