RED MEAT stain pimple toilets in concert from the secret files of max cannon
Hey there, Junior! Are those new trainers?
Yep! Airmaster Flextors.
How could you afford those on your allowance?
Oh, I've been making some extra money by cutting grass.
Are you using my tools for that?
No - mom's oregano.
2001-08-16 06:52:57By The Light In Chains

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9No sex, poop or violence, yet still funny. Way to break formula! +1 for tagline
9amusing pun.
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8Finally, the Dave Hemming of old...
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8Had to think twice about that one. --TRT
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7-DB
7+1 for good pun, -1 for drugs, still solid
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7Great pun.
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7Good Meaty pun. -PB
7I probably should have seen that coming, but I didn't.
7Saw it coming, like it anyway -- THM
7sweet
7coff...hack...
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7Hell yah! That takes me back a few years. - gtd
7I don't care for Ted's 3 but it's a simple yet effective twist -- HoE
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6gotcha
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6I hate people who do that.
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6it's good, but -1 cuz im damn tired of RMCS pun strips...
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6groan
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6+1 for bringing back fond memories of middle school
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5Tumble weed roles by.......
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5badump-ump
5Bu-dum ching.
5-FV
4That joke is a super-groaner.
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