RED MEAT born to run in terror from the secret files of max cannon
Some stinkin' liberals are trying to outlaw handguns around here.
They ain't gettin' my gun until they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
And they sure ain't doin' that without the key to my freezer.
2001-08-02 11:40:11By Vaca

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9i'm in a good mood-- aks
8Wicked! Didn't see that last one coming at all. --TRT
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8They can have the key to my freezer when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
8When he says, "MY cold, dead fingers" he means the fingers he's collected.
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8The finger joke again - but I was distracted by the Hestonesque quote..crz
8See, now, that's Earl right there -- HoE
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7smiling...
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7Should have seen it coming. Didn't. +1. -FV
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7Haha, works for me
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7you never do see his hands, do you... =) -Vorro
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6How's he gonna lock it?
6Fair--John
6saw it coming, but I like the delivery. - gtd ( nice tagline as well )
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6Earl, Charlton Heston - same wackjob, different name. -BN
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5Weak.
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5His freezer needs keys?
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4it's been done waaay too many times now.
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