RED MEAT love poems from the devil from the secret files of max cannon
Guess what? Since Santa has too many presents to deliver this year, he asked me to deliver the Mayberry presents when I go on my midnight milk route.
The children of Mayberry will be getting a delicious, nutritious bottle of milk for Christmas this year!
Of course, off the top of my head I can think of one naughty little girl that'll be getting a delicious, nutritious bottle of bloody squirrel guts instead.
Oh, how I despise you.
0000-00-00 00:00:00By HITTKD

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8this is beautiful Dan
8Love the variation on that damnable Phrase That Pays. --VX
8No reason to change Karen's usual
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7Mmm... gutsy. - CH
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7Don't like karen's 3rd panel
7Actually NEEDS TPTP here... -MMM-
7+1 for original Karen 3
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7I actually would have preferred the standard reply, but good.
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6+1 for have the guts to avoid cliche in 3
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6Love the setup. Squirrel guts is a -1, though.
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6Not bad at all. -PB
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6Yes... something awkward instead. Hooray.
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5-1 for Mayberry -JM
5What's wrong with IHYMMD?
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5Heh. +1 for "Squirrel Guts"
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5Nah.... doesn't do it for me. Sorry --TRT
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5-2 for OHIDY rather than IHYMMD
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5Keep Karens usual.
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4sorry...punchline just didn't seem funny at all. :(
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4bbg
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4+1 for Karen's last.
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4Close to the border of mediocre
4Good train of thought, till it goes off the washed out bridge. -CL
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4+1 for making me smile, -5 for the vile, vile mental image. Sorry. Afg.
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3I thought this was funny?
3-FV
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3Ha ha ha. Wait, no.
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3Pretty bad.
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3no no no
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2+1 for Karen's #3; again, only salvageable part.
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