RED MEAT rolling down the river of blood II from the secret files of max cannon
My girl tol' me she don't want me sendin' her no more presents at work.
I said them snakes were love snakes, but she don't believe me.
Hope she kept 'em, so they could round up all the love rats I let loose in the office.
2001-07-18 15:23:03By Vaca

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9this is quite meaty.
9very funny
8HA HA HA --TRT
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7Hmm . . . how would MY wife like some love snakes? -PB
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7#3 detracts from the real joke of "love snakes". --VX
7He's such a romantic...
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6better. - gtd
6I do like this a little better.
6s/round up/take care of/ -1 for revision
6o/~The lo-o-ove rats! ("Funky li'l rats!") They're where it's at!...o/~--HDit's
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6Whimsical, but not gutbusting. I don't like tol'.
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6Similar to Max's Monkey in the Closet joke.
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6i kinda like this-- aks
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6So strange.
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5There's a good joke here, but it's not working yet.
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