RED MEAT the sweet taste of insanity from the secret files of max cannon
Well, Johnny, we've all talked it over, and you're here to stay. We've decided to accept you as one of us.
Oh... I'm so moved... I... don't know what to say! Thank you... What's the gun for, by the way?
Oh, this. Well, first I need you to help me settle this bet me and my wife have. You see, she seems to think your brain would taste like lemon juice. Me, personally, I think it would taste like dog shit.
This might sting a bit.
0000-00-00 00:00:00By HITTKD

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7Niiiiiiice. - CH
7don't.... want.... to laugh....
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5On second thoughts......
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5Trim Ted's 2 for +1
5well I've always thought dog shit smelled like brains. -herp
5+3 if it was something other than "dog shit". perhaps "more musky" or something
5KA-CHOW! --VX
5"dog shit" is not necesary
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5Vulgar, but the last line almost saves it.
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5Great Ted. A bit of rewording would get it more. --TRT
5+3 for Ted's #3
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5Crap joke, but +2 for "This might sting" -BN
5this reads like two poor jokes cut & shut together
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4This.... does nothing for me. -CL
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4bbg
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4-2 for "dog shit", -2 for lame 3 -L
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4Saved from 1dom by Ted's 3.
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4Bah
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4+3 for last line, otherwise it would be 1.
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4Telegraphed: "Let's be mean to Johnny." It needs more, please. --John
3Pacing sucks. Dog shit - childish..crz
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3Panel 1 not connected to rest of strip. -PB
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3Ted's violence is way too obvious here.
3eh, boring
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3Hell no
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3Panels 2 and 3 ruin a potentially great comic!
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2Far too crude
2+1 for last line, but rest of it is garbage.
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