RED MEAT Gremlin Fever! Catch It! from the secret files of max cannon
I got my start in the government in the late 60s, when I was recruited to join a little endeavor called the Thunder Project.
I killed dozens of politicans and celebrities, and made hundreds of enemies during my time there. My last major assignment was to infiltrate the Church of Scientology and lace their drinking water with LSD.
So why is my mail covered in bloody feces and gasoline again?
I'm getting to that.
2001-07-10 14:06:49By Minja

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9I like how we're left hanging.
9Lengthy and wordy but brilliant in a paranoid way. And Matt's in-character. -BN
8Nice. Vaca
8I like this - Kres
8-FV
8+1 for anti-scientology gag CH
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7Matt's story is a long a terrifying one..crz
7-DB
7Just doesn't quite connect. This vote's for the tag. --VX
7I like. -PB
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7Why would u give it a 6 and then say u don't get it??
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7I don't quite know why I like this, but I do...
7Not bad. --TRT
7I'm going +1 for the ironically stupid "getting to that" comments below
7hot damn, that's minty fresh! welcome to the party, I got the drugs. - gtd
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7icky.
7Ted's a bit wordy in the last panel but otherwise gold -- HoE
7haw haw haw! Great last line. --John
7You listened. Up to 7 it goes. Preloggy
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6 - BFJ -
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6This is so Matt...could have better Ted 3
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6heh
6I want to like this one, but I probably shouldn't
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6I don't get it. Are we supposed to get it?
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5Would you really need to lace the CoS's water with LSD?
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5+1 for Matt's 3.
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5#3 lets it down
5"wheres the punchline?" "I'm getting to that."
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4gross
3No you're not.
3Where's the joke.. are you getting to it?

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