RED MEAT springs and barrels of outrageous foreskin from the secret files of max cannon
Psst. In my new quantum phase suit, I'm rendered invisible to the naked eye by shifting forward a split-second in time.
La, la, la la la la... Now Barbie's going to marry Ken!
Watch as I torment Karen by moving her playthings around. She'll never know what's happening!
Now they're going on a honeymoon- what? How did they get in that position? Grody!
Hee, hee! Existing in the future is gr-OOF!!!
You're being nasty, Ken! I'm gonna drop-kick you as hard as I can. One... two...
2001-06-21 15:05:19By Reoer

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10Perfect! Original premise, perfect, unexpected punchline!--HD
8This is great. Props for "grody". --VX
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7Great idea. But Grody?? crz
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7It's grown on me more.
7-DB
7worthy of a chuckle. hpyby
7Like this? Go read the "Hyperion" series.
7+2 for the time travel related punchline CH
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7clever. and +1 for tag. -FV
7Clever
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6+1 on re-read -Cap'n
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6Improves on a re-read
6Funnier if this was animation. Preloggy
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6dodgy physics, but otherwise good
6I reread it, now I like it. Vaca
6heh oops... they are in the right order. sorry, reoer! changing vote now.
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5Karen on left, Dan on right.
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5+1 for the tag--decent concept, too much exposition
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5"Folger's Crystals" dialogue is weak.
5I like this joke.
5very clever but not funny at all...+1 for a kick in the nuts
5Nah, too contrived, sloppy punchline. -PB
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4Nice idea, sadly it doesn't work.
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4pacing! pacing!
4Good last MMD line, but the rest doesn't make too much sense
4bbg
4I tried these. Didn't work. --TRT
4My brain hurts. Sorry, will hurt.
3Dan's 1 was the only part I liked. - gtd
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