RED MEAT getting scalped at Custer's last lemonade stand. from the secret files of max cannon
Geez Ted you're actin' kinda funny.
I just came from the doctor's office. I had my prostate checked.
It wasn't bad news, was it?
Naw, it's just that I realized too late that the doctor was that skinny guy who's scrotum we slathered with Icy Hot in high school.
That might explain why you were dragging your ass in the gravel when I walked up, eh?
What I wouldn't give for a quart of ice cream, and a belt sander right now
2001-06-09 19:37:27By Rakfink

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9This is very meaty indeed. --TRT
9I'm upping my vote. This rocks on a reread.
9Gawd, I really like this one. Good rimshot line of Ted's too.--John
8Great Ted 3, though it could lose the comma
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8The imagery of Ted scraping his ass on the round..crz
8Yup. +1 for Ted 3. -PB
7Stray comma in Ted's third needs to die.
7God...bad writing abounds. Excellent tag, though. --VX
7My own scrotum forced me to mark this down - Tam
7Last panel rocks the casbah. - DG
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7John: haha! "rimshot"
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7I'm clenching just thinking about this. Preloggy
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7*shudder* bbg
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6Last line is OK, but it's still just a prostate joke.
6Ted deserves a better 3, too.
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6belt sander ?
6surely ted has a belt sander
6So odd, it screams Ted. Tagline=reference to a tasty alcohol treat? -gtd
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5The joke's over in panel 2.
5last bubble screws a good joke
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5too wordy at the end could work tho
4A little too much information
4Potential in the premise but too wordy
4Belt sanding the rectum doesn't sound like it would help.
4-1 for having unnecessary commas in all of your strips. --OQP
4Good comic with awful writing (who's, bad commas, and all)

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