RED MEAT pitch a little woo, low and outside from the secret files of max cannon
This campus sure has a lot of pretty coeds.
Disguised as a theatre major, I'm bound to hook up with one of them.
Hey there little lady. What say you and me head over to Starbucks for a couple of mocha lattes?
OK mister. Let's play on the see-saw first.
2001-06-06 07:10:15By Preloggy

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7I'm not fond of Kid 3, but the gag is just SO vile . . . -PB
7Actually, Nick's delusion makes this better than the usual "pedophile" joke.
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7Well, Ken is supposed to be "unsavory."
7I can't believe I didn't see that coming. Good fakeout, then.
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7Not a bad idea at all. --VX
6Yow.
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6+1 because I got duped into hooking up with a creepy theatre major once -K
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6Good concept. I'd rewrite invisible 3 but am not sure how.
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6Evil. Could use a better 2.
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6A good peadophile joke.
6bbg
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6I have a soft spot for pedophiles.
6I saw where it was going, but playing on a see-saw sounds like fun. -gtd
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6Ha ha ha --TRT
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5-DB
5Pedophilia jokes tend to be low-hanging fruit, but the delusion saves it
5perhaps more if being a theatre major actually WORKED.
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4hmmm
4Look, maw! A pedophile! (Do kids like coffee?)
4"My mom told me never to talk to strangers"
3Ah, the good ol' resortin' to molestation jokes.
13 made me laugh out loud, but this is as high as I'll score a pedo joke. -FV

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