RED MEAT regarding a joke that will never have the right punchline. from the secret files of max cannon
People always ask me where I'm from 'cause of my accent. I'm not too sure though.
I asked them monkeys I play poker with if they remembered. They said Kansas.
But I don't know about that. You can't trust a monkey when he's got his poker face on.
2001-05-29 12:05:55By groovintodigweed

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9Truer words have never been spoken. -BN
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8I'm getting that last sentence tattooed on my neck.
8The problems that Earl faces are not like our problems... DH
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7nice -bbg
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7Flows smooth and easy. -PB
7+1 for monkeys playin poker. -IF
7Words to live by
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7I've never trusted them poker-faced primates, neither.
7It's grown on me. (+1) (What flying monkeys, fourboy?)
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6Surreal enough to provoke a snicker.
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5There's a good joke in here somewhere. -Cap'n
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5Seems forced
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4flying monkeys = funny
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3I guess it's just too random for me. sorry.

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