RED MEAT subcutaneous humor gets under my skin from the secret files of max cannon
Lord, you send your only begotton son to save us from sin and eternal suffering in Hell, right?
Yes, my child.
But, Lord, you invented sin and built Hell.
That is true.
That's one heck of a protection racket.
Remeber to tithe.
2001-05-26 08:46:36By JillSwift

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9+2 'cause it's so true . . . -Cap'n
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8+1 'cuz I've wondered the same thing. -PB
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8I'm just a sucker for cracks on Christians
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7Snappy. -- SG
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7God is not Republican. --VX
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7Most underrated JillSwift comic--BH
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6good point
6Hehe. This one's alright by me!
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6"remember"
6...or you'll wake up with the Head of John the Baptist in your bed!--HD
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5eh, amusing, but not terribly...deep.
5weak theology
5Seems like #269 but with a character change
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