RED MEAT a pot of lips now from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Dad, where are you going?
To shoot that rat bastard, Mr. Bix.
But why?
Because he's humping the vacuum cleaner, that's why.
Is that really a good enough reason to shoot him?
Hey, wait until you have a vacuum cleaner of your own, some day.
2001-05-08 08:56:57By Preloggy

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8Moms are protective of their sons; dads, of their mechanical stuff
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7Damn skippy.
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7I love Ted's three -IS
7I like it more on reread. --VX
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7I love my Dyson
7bada-bing!
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7"Who's really FOR vacuum cleaners--and who's just sucking up?"
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6saved by 3 -bbg
6+1 for tag -FV
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6Change to "You'll have a ..." for +1
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6Hmm, Bix + vacuum cleaner is also popular
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5Yeah reword Ted's extremly awkward 3
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5"One day, son. you'll have a vacuum cleaner of your own." DH
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5I'd like my vacuum cleaner more if it was that sort of a machine.
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5see Vaca's suggestion
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5Someday you'll have a vacuum cleaner of your own. Then you'll understand.Vaca
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4Nope. Not getting me hard. Maybe if it was some tool or TV --TRT
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