RED MEAT scraped from the ashes of fink's fireplace from the secret files of max cannon
Why is my cat walking all funny?
I'm pretty sure that she was kidnapped by aliens.
They must have taken her on their ship and performed evil experiments using empty bottles and automatic milking machines.
This UFO didn't look like your van, did it?
Come now; how could I lure a cat into a milk truck?
2001-05-03 10:59:43By Temperance

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10Dan's 3.
9#3's a killer
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8Tired of MMD/Karen jokes, but MMD#3 makes this fly. -BN
8Dan in #3 is perfect. CH
8Holding my nose for this one... -- SG
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8Dan's #3 is killer -JM
8I live for lines like Dan 3...crz
8Dan's 3 is the kicker.
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7-ballpn
7Pretty ordinary, right up to Dan 3, which just smokes. -PB
7The people have spoken. Preloggy
7Very nice!... Well, maybe the wrong word.
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7--TRT
7+1 for Dan's #3 -Cap'n
7Listen to the forum and you can't go wrong. Good job - murphy
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7+1 just 'cuz I do like the last line ...
7better. Vaca
7oh, ick.
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7Dan's last - cats like milk - I liked it.
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6nice dan 3 -bbg
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6-FV
6Passable, but just barely. --VX
6Yeah, it's not like he's selling anything they want ...
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6Bodda ..bing - fink
6Better, but Dan's last is still a pretty weak punch.
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6Don't give away the joke in 2
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6Dan's 3 rules
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5surely there is life after cat jokes?
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